Point Forward

I figured “what the heck!” I might as well top them while I’m at it. Dwight Freeney is going to play in the big chalupa. Today we’ll find out if Peyton’s about pitching or sales pitching. We’ll find out if newly inducted to Cantons Jerry Rice and Emmit Smith have something to say about Greg Williams’ homicidal defense. And for my new college basketball players to watch, check out Devan Downey, who beat John Wall’s recently undefeated Wildcats and Dexter McCaney, who’s Illini topped 5. Sparty. Go Colts!

Enough from sports, time for media-rites. Al Franken nailed Comcast in court recently, and Tim Tebow’s mom and him are having a Catholic commercial today. A 16-year old Turkish girl was buried alive for talking to boys (Now I know how Amy Winehouse feels, that was gold and you know it). Someone made 20 anticancer rules. Mike Mitchell is Seth McFarlane’s apprentice. There’s a new Facebook layout. Sandra Bullock says she’s totally not winning Oscar (no duh). Henry Paulson says John McCain gave me anxious hours and nights. I know it’s 7 years old but I think the Dixie Chicks movie is self-racist. Jessica Alba is upset about a Chinese woman getting surgery to look like her (she’ll get over it). Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge split up. Keira Knightley is called a S*** actress and reacts to it (finally). Dear John ends Avatar’s 7-week streak at the top of the box office thanks to Channing Tatum’s rocky abs. Rob Lowe is a Colts fan (aw man). Jenifer Aniston is in Mexico. The Crazies and Robin Hood premier soon. Shawne Merriman and Warren Sapp get released from prison. Chad Ochocinco has fun in Miami. Derrick Rose dunks big-time in Atlanta. Tiger Woods gets reunited with his children. And in the most retarded, bull, communist, racist, sexist, impossible case ever, on Friday when students were encouraged to wear black and gold or Saint jerseys, a Louisiana high school student named Brandon Frost got sent home for wearing a Colts Joseph Addai jersey. I swear, they have some mental Confederates down there in Big Easy. For more info go to Huffington Post.com. The Colts are going to run this town tonight.

GO COLTS