Pants on the Ground

When you’re father gets an assistant, you’re not supposed to publicly deny he/she. Apparently Meghan McCain got the wrong idea. When she guest-hosted The View, she said Sarah Palin’s double standard Rush Limbaugh and Rahm Emanuel’s usage was what’s wrong in politics. When asked about a possible run from her father, she said she’d have a book about in August. Vince Carter, or Vinsanity as I like to call, busted out for a season-high 48 points with his new team, the defending Eastern Conference champs, the Orlando Magic. When he was with Toronto, who is currently playoff-bound, he had 51, and when he was with New Jersey, who is currently a doormat team, he had 51. He beat his previous season-high by 13 points, as the Magic rallied from 17 down to beat New Orleans, 123-117. In a flag-football match, Tom Arnold tackled Victoria’s Secret supermodel Marisa Miller and accidently pulled her pants down. Enough controversy for him from the Michael Strahan fight. But now this? You’ve got to be kidding me. There’s a racist German banker that’s got to go and there are some people who are writing how to prevent cancer and migraines. Elizabeth Warren dissed Wall Street, stating that “Its time for Wall Street’s CEOs to earn America’s trust back”. Howard Stern’s going to guest judge on American Idol. Previous judges such as Avril Lavigne, Joe Jonas, Neil Patrick Harris, Katy Perry, Kristin Chenoweth, Victoria Beckham and Mary J. Blige were on American Idol with Kara, Randy and Simon (not Ryan). Stern will join Ellen DeGeneres for the job. Sarah Silverman starts dating Family Guy writer Alec Semick. Huff Post comedy created a page that includes 7 sites you should be wasting your time on. Check it out in the Huffington Post comedy section.

Perhaps it wasn’t a tumor the size of Mike Tyson’s fist that caused Tom Arnold to tackle Miller and pull her shorts down. Perhaps it was a rapidly growing popular tune. PANTS ON THE GROUND! PANTS ON THE GROUND! LOOKIN’ LIKE A FOOL WIT’ YO PANTS ON THE GROUND! Yes, yes, yes. That is what we all remember from season 9 of American Idol’s audition. 62-year old general Larry Platt, a veteran, performed his song, Pants on the Ground in front of Kara DioGuardi, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, Mary J. Blige, and Ryan Seacrest. Yes, we also remember Kenny Everett, Lamar Royal and Austin Paul being cockier than Julia Roberts, Ty Hemmerling as bikini boy, the dude with the 25 foster families, and much more. But the fact that he surpasses the age limit by 35 YEARS is too much. Pants on the ground.

My latest writings must have been a gold rush, because I am a 49er! Yay! San Fransico! Yukon! Jerry Rice! Joe Montana! Quatro Nueve! This my 49th blog. And my 10th of 2010. Stay tuned for tonight, when the Z-ZONE turns the big 5-0.

P.O.T.G (Pants on the Ground)