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It may not be official that Tiger fully apologized and is ready to forgive, from hanging around cougars and lionesses at the NYC clubs. It may not be official the Saints are 2010 Super Bowl Champions. But there is one beat we can all dance to. Sarah Palin is the most pinheaded, hypocritical, Osama Bin Laden, Britney Spears parenting, dishonest human being alien Faily Daily alive. Hello, and welcome to the Z Zone 50th Birthday’s Biggest Ever Palin Bashing. And I have support for everything that I just pomed her for. Pinhead: No comment. Hypocritical: She dissed Family Guy for the new episode about Chris dating Sarah/Bristol Palin’s down syndrome daughter. First of all, the down syndrome girl was the opposite gender as Trig(Palin’s son) different name(Ellen) and Seth MacFarlane(creator of Family Guy) generously gave this poor girl diagnosed with down syndrome a once-in-a-lifetime to guest star as Ellen, and even the actor of Ellen said Palin has a bad sense of humor. The Palins said the producers of Family Guy are “cold-hearted jerks”. Enough said. Osama Bin Laden: she said she can see Russia from her porch; how do we know she’s not planning a Soviet return with Vladimir Putin. Britney Spears parenting: The Z Zone, July 5, 2009. Dishonest: I have a natural instinct that she’s cheating on Todd and hitting on Joe the Plumber. In conclusion, Palin also moves into the number 1 spot for my most hated creature on Earth, partly because of her not committing suicide or at least going into rehab like Hitler and Tiger did. Top 25 Most Hated Z Z Poll: 1. Sarah Palin. 2. Adolf Hitler. 3. George W. Bush. 4. Conrad Murray. 5. Walt Disney. 6. Joseph Stalin. 7. Benito Mussolini. 8. Bobby McCray. 9. Ashlee Simpson. 10. Kesha. 11. Kris Jenner and the rest of the cast of Keeping up with the Kardashians. 12. Sean Taylor serial killer suspects. 13. Herbert Hoover. 14. Chas MacFarlane. 15. Bristol Palin. 16. Robin Soderling. 17. Matt Damon. 18. Justin Bieber. 19. Betty White. 20. Bill O’ Reilly. 21. Barney. 22. Ronald McDonald. 23. Kool-Aid guy 24. Bill Cosby. 25. Sanjay Gupta. Others receiving votes: Britney Spears 29, Lady Gaga 24, Katy Perry 24, Ben Affleck 22, Shaquille O’Neal 21, Shane Dawson 20, Owen Schmitt 17, Ellen DeGeneres 14, Rush Limbaugh 13, Rahm Emanuel 12, Justin Timberlake 12, Radio special effects 11, Julia Roberts 9, Gilbert Arenas 8, Party Crashers 7, O.J Mayo 5, Lane Kiffin 5, Elmo 3, Gerald Henderson 2, Andy Warhol, Brian McNamee 2, Sterling Knight 1. If you have no idea who these people are or want to know why I hate them please contact me or leave a comment below. I’m just saying Family Guy has taken a lot of hits, from the “You have AIDS” song to “Chinese NASCAR”, but this is the biggest punch. I mean a show hasn’t hat this much publicity since that fan of Spongebob drowned in the ocean in his unsuccessful attempt in locating Bikini Bottom, or when Barney cursed up a storm after spilling a McCafe on his pants in a McDonald’s drive through, or even when South Park dissed Kanye West with “gay fish”. Kudos to Stephen Colbert for nailing on the Colbert Report. I know some people want me to continue The Chronicles of Sorry Palin, but I think I’ll wing it to a different topic. In my opinion, it is either rehab or at least intervention for Sarah or social services/foster care for Trigg. And the down syndrome girl portrayer, who had down syndrome, thought they episode was FUNNY and thought SARAH PALIN has no sense of humor and her PARENTS told her to laugh and live a regular life and it wasn't intended to nail Trigg, who is very unlucky with her disease, but to nail SARAH PALIN. Note the unnecessary capatalization. For cryin' out loud, the actress shoud be governor of Alaska. But just to be a little generous, if Palin does go to rehab or intervention, I’ll give her another shot. Actually I won't because: 1. She's my archenemy. 2. Even the down syndrome actress nailed Palin. 3. She expressed her thoughts on Facebook. C'mon even Palin can do better than that. Or can she. I just wanna say the only one I'm tryna nail here is Sarah Palin. Not Trigg, not Bristol, Sarah Palin. I just wish I could do it as Stephen Colbert, who by the way is, big on speedskating. Check Appollo Ohno out tonight in Vancouver. A P.S: In this blog, nothing with AIDS or down syndrome were intended to be harmed. But I’m about to harm the feelings of many beings with this fail-a-thon. Yes, the 80s drama music was intended. Try not to laugh. Thank you. Kudos to the Down Syndrome actress.
It’s the Z Zone’s 50th birthday bash deluxe special extravaganza!!!!!! From Calvino Inman to talking owls, Brett Favre to Tom Hanks, John Lackey to Chris Tomlin, am I missing anyone?, the Z Zone has been on fire. The big 5-O. Stay tuned.

R.O.B (Rehab or bust)