Ain't no Saints

Before you settle down in your sofa and sit down and watch today’s big chalupa on you platinum hi-def TV, I have two things to say: 1. Don’t call the Super Bowl the big chalupa, because only I can say that. Try the giant fajita or the monster chimmi changa. And 2. Don’t root for the Saints because: 1. The NFL publicly stated the last play of regulation should’ve been a late hit on Brett Favre. 2. That would’ve set them up at the 15-yard line and then have the best kicker in the league, Ryan Longwell to drill a chipshot. 3. Because of the Saints perilous defensive play two of the best quarterbacks in the NFL ever are either retired or going to retire.4. No idea why they call them the Saints. They must be like Jesus’ evil twins or something like that. 5. The Saints should switch names with the Raiders or Buccaneers. 6. The only reason the Saints Devils have on a game so far is thanks to a variety of Mike Tyson-like blindside hits. 7. Bobby McCray is mental. 8. With all due respect to Drew Brees, the Colts will trounce the Saints and actually should’ve been undefeated. 9. Greg Williams publicly and immaturely stated that we’re going to have some “remember me hits” on Peyton. 10. That dude’s fatter than Britney Spears. 11. If they have one more Chevrolet commercial I will go insane.

My house has more snow than Alaska. It is packed.

Did you see the Grammys on Monday. Kings of Leon got some love, while their underdog Use Somebody beat out rotweilers like the Black-Eyed Peas' I gotta Feeling, Taylor Swift's You belong with me, Beyonce's Halo, and Lady Gaga's Poker Face for record of the year. Kesha, Justin Bieber, and Rihanna all got dissed, while Tik Tok, One Time and no songs for Rated R. Run this town, supprisingly didn't go anywhere, and Kanye West and Chris Brown could only watch. How about Katy Perry? She kissed a girl and she liked it. I'll go off on that home run.
W.A.R.S.L

BRB