Many failures are occurring in commonly Honduras, Iran and Afghanistan. But an EPIC FAILURE could be happening in your community. A squirrel’s head stuck in a plastic cup, a bear wimping out of a food raid in a house in California because an 86-year old man barked at the bear. And my favorite one, a teenager texting on her cell phone, falling into an open manhole, which leaded to a hairy situation. The teenager then fell into the sewer and is now planning to sue. The epic part about it was the construction workers went to get cones as a caution signal. That’s why I’m creating D.E.F, a program to end epic failures, (don’t epicly fail). See my thinking is what Obama needs in his administration. Not converting all the remaining decent American cars into biodiesel. So contribute to D.E.F !!! Wait, I forgot a major failure: Sarah Palin.
Steve Mcnair has a restaurant made after his number, Gridiron 9, and Michael Jackson gets nothing. Just a sappy cry from his daughter, Paris. That is disappointing.
D.F.I.A.P.W. (don’t fail in any possible way).
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