Sunday, July 5, 2009

Desperate Alaskan Spaz


Let me mentally dissect Sarah Palin and come clear. Palin has the definite voice of Hitler and the brain of George W. Bush. Right after she humiliates herself in front of America in the election, she decides to resign her reign as an Alaskan governor. I know I sound like a pessimistic politician, but this is the way everybody feels. Now let me burst the evidence: Sarah Palin went to the same hospital that her daughter Bristol was, heard that her waters broke, and decides to still fly halfway across the country to deliver a speech if she even was pregnant. Not even Sarah Palin would be stupid enough to do that. And Bristol’s first infant, Trigg, now has Down syndrome. This is more aggravating then the 2000 election. At least Sean Parnell is taking over. Now for the last time, Trigg is Bristol’s baby!
Ex-quarterback Steve Mcnair was shot last night. Mcnair took the Tennessee Titans to the Super Bowl in 2000 in a 23-16 loss to the St. Louis Rams.
A 15-year-old South Carolina girl named Abby Tyler, who was shot earlier this week, was just proclaimed dead. Her 48-year-old father was shot too, and died. Three other bodies were found dead, and the FBI proclaimed that there is a serial killer in South Carolina.
W.A.R.S.L

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