Y.E-MAN

In a world of freezing underground sea caves, all-you-can-eat-buffets, horseback riding, botanical gardens, volcanoes and more, Hawaii is the most diverse place in the universe. I can’t think of a place where you can go skiing and drive a practical distance to the beach. But now that I’m back in Rockville I shall scribe about reality. But those are all common and boring things. Do you want to hear about cliché stories and bosh like an elderly man heckling Arlen Specter at a news conference, Eminem and Mariah Carey’s brawlin’ n bawlin’ or the latest on Michael Vick, or do you want to hear about golf. That’s what I thought. O.K, here’s one thing that’s not reality: Tiger Woods blowing a lead in the final round of a tournament. That’s a first. Especially to a guy who’s name is Y.E Yang. Awkward. Ego-decreasing. Pretty much the reverse of a Cinderella story. I might also remind you that this media-rite means that Tiger still hasn’t won a major since the 2008 U.S Open which questions a second “rehab”. But the main thing is to finish games. It’s always either he blows a comeback or doesn’t come close. We want the old Tiger back. So with just a lot of practice, some time off from tournaments, I predict Tiger will be back on the prowl in time for the Masters.

The low budget movie District 9 received an estimated $37 million in ticket sales and is on top of the box office. District 9 is one of those aliens versus humans movies and is supposed to be mildly scary. The amazing part is 29-year old Johannesburg native Neil Blomkamp used only $30 million to direct the motion picture. G.I Joe: The rise of the cobra is a Neil Blomkamp film too.

The NFL pre-season has started, and soon the regular season will start, and soon fantasy football will start, and soon Madden gaming will start!!! The new Madden game is on Xbox, Wii and Playstation and will be out this Friday!!! But beware fellow gamers: the Madden curse is real.

E.T.R.O.T.S.W.Y.S.C. (Enjoy the rest of the summer while you still can)