Sony With a Chance of Debt

Some Japanese video gaming corporations are so intolerable. I thought I had enough of them when I mad a “Know Your Enemy” remix into “The enemy is SEGA” but apparently yesterday I wrote some criticism about Sony. Apparently Sony developed a more portable and thinner PS3 by making a 120 GB PS3. If you haven’t noticed, their last price was $400. Do they think that every home has an ATM? If Nintendo and Xbox turn bad, that’s the apocalypse. The PS3 isn’t even as good as a Nintendo 64. I’ve got a new plan: let’s boycott Sony. If you want a television, get Panasonic or Blu-Ray. Want to buy a console: by Nintendo or Xbox. Don’t buy Sony. 1:Their video games have bad graphics.2: I don’t like how the made their name. Really, Sony? I bet they were having sushi and sashimi thought of soy sauce, cut off sauce; picked a random letter, decide the last number of their home country, and place n in the middle. Right there. 3: I’m tired of my Sony big screen television (not really). Anyway, if you support shunning Sony, I promise that you will not be tricked by some of Sony’s con artists.

Back to epic failures, here are just random ones. One 89-year old man just fell in his farm, wasn’t found for two days. He was about to get killed by a pack of cougars, and then a dog saved him. If I were that guy I would want to die. How embarrassing. Saved by a dog. That geezer’s got a lot of guts. One other one is a guy set his own geese out in these town fairs in Iowa and walks with them for exercise. I play tennis, soccer, football and other sports for exercise. But apparently he thinks walking with a gaggle of geese is exercise. Buying a Whopper value meal is more exercise.

You know how when you watch 60 minutes you sometimes wonder who created 60 minutes? Well his name was Don Hewitt, winner of eight Emmys and two Peabodys, and longtime CBS executive. A successful man, Hewitt was also a television pioneer. Sadly, he passed away today. But that doesn’t mean you have to stop watching 60 minutes. In fact, I’ll go find the latest TV Guide and see when’s the next 60 minutes is. 5 minutes later: Can’t find the TV Guide. To be honest, I’ve only seen one 60 minutes. But I planned to see it and it was the one where Lebron James made that one-handed, underhanded, full-court toss. That was magic. RIP ( I’m saying too many RIPS these days).

D.B.S (Don’t buy Sony)