Pride Wins

Hey guys. You probably were wondering why I didn’t write the final piece on Stephen Strasburg being drafted by the Nationals for a 4 year deal and 15.5 million (boo-yah!). Wow. I did all those pointless updates but I didn’t do the one that was actually the most important. Well here’s the story: You know how in the end of my latest entry I said I’m going to spend the next 10 minutes staring at the MLB section in ESPN. I actually spent 25 minutes, nervously pacing around while maintaining an eye on the clock. Well at 12:15 am my parents were like “You have to go to bed now” and I was like “But mom, I just found out that Stephen Strasburg was drafted by the Nationals” and my mom was like “Oh that’s great. Now go to sleep.” And I was like “But” and my mom was like “Sleep. Now.” And I was like “All right.” But anyway aside from that, STEPHEN STRASBURG IS ON THE NATS! Next year will be fantastic. New manager. New pitcher. And thinking ahead, they have an immense probability of getting a more superior prospect: Bryce Harper. He can bat. And the trio of Ryan Zimmerman, Stephen Strasburg and Bryce Harper would be dominant and even Playoffs caliber. Just a reminder, the Nationals will be back next year.

Hey, guess what? Bob Dylan got stopped by the police in a small town in New Jersey. Now I want you to read this but I also want you to count how many failures he had. Well getting stopped in a small town in a small state is a failure. Um let’s see. The cops at first didn’t believe he was Bob Dylan. Fail. The authorities asked him why he was taking a walk in the rain. Fail (Who takes a walk in the rain, especially in a leather suit, jeans and a sombrero.) Oh and who has the name Bob. Fail. Oh wait my neighbor’s name is Bob. Sorry Bob. I just think Bob doesn’t go well with Dylan. Oh and here’s a tip, Dylan. Before you sing, clear your throat. Real good. Your voice is raspier than Randy Newman. Fail. Five failures and one apology.

BRB