Bernie's Inferno

Bernie Madoff is finally in jail! Madoff got sentenced on Monday as a consequence of the terrible greed that he showed by investing an approximate 65 billion virtually. His Wall Street horror film that he directed, is so jarring that he was sentenced to 15 decades in solitary confinement, which unless he’s a contemporary Methuselah, he will kick the bucket behind bars. Madoff was a gluttonous adult even though he served for the head of Nasdaq, the second largest trading exchange industry. His Ponzi scheme was the most infamous work of cunningness ever. A judge called for the penalty of 171 billion in his savings, including a 2.2 million yacht and estates in Palm Beach and Montauk, N.Y. Madoff’s story shows that you can’t run away from life. That is, unless you’re Osama Bin Laden.

Serena Williams just beat Venus Williams in another Wimbledon final with sibling rivalry, 7-6, 6-2. But that’s not what’s catching people’s attention. Because there’s an unknown life form in the North Carolina sewer. Because there’s a rumor that “The E.ND” will be the Black-eyed peas last album. Because Sarah Palin resigned in office. Because Hitler’s grandson is plotting revenge and will revolt in October! I’m just kidding.

Peace out!