Hey! Guess what! Yesterday I just succeeded in one of the most amazing feats in the world: killing a mosquito. Now I can rest in peace. At a pace of 1 to 1.5 mph, mosquitoes fly at a tremendous velocity, making it even harder for people to swat. Every summer I have despised those mischievous pests and I have finally killed one of those diabolical vexations.
You know, I can’t wait to go to this awesome camp called Sports Zone. The counselors are so nice. Last year someone prank-called 911, and got away with it!
And in the U.S Open, if Tiger Woods could’ve gotten a spot after noon, this would’ve been a bigger blowout then last year’s election. And now this guy named Ricky Barnes is in the lead.
Back to blood-sucking nuisances, I think that Obama should form a team dedicated to exterminating those annoyances. Now I know you’re thinking we already have S.W.A.T. Teams, Edison, but consider this: a team dedicated to JUST killing mosquitoes (no environmentally-harmful pesticides will be used in the process). Think about it.
Did you hear that Tim Donaghy was attacked by his fellow inmate at a slammer in Pensacola? This inmate clubbed him and he has to get leg surgery. I guess nobody gets away with supplying betters with confidential info. And to think this happening right before he’s getting released to his house in Tampa!
BRB
1 comment:
this is funny and intresting. your a really good writer.
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