MJ is gone

The years have gone by, one by one. Ladies and gentleman, the king of pop is dead. At first I thought it was a rumor (who wouldn’t, the man’s only 50) but then I saw it on Fox 5, and then I knew it was true. Finally. All of those days of seeing that person on tabloids at the supermarket and thinking, is that a man or a woman? Oh wait, that’s Michael Jackson. But I personally think it was stupid of him to leave The Jackson 5. They were really in sync. At the pinnacle of his career, in a Pepsi commercial, Michael Jackson burned his hair in which fireworks erupted, and the sparks caught on to his hair and burned his hair. It is said that Jackson had a combination of two rare skin diseases, Vitiligo and Lupus. Vitiligo is a disorder, which happens when melanin is no longer produced in skin cells. Lupus is an autoimmune disease. But overall, Michael Jackson had plenty of talent. I still think that the Thriller album will still keep that record for a long 8 years, and will still be in the top 5 for best-selling albums 20 years from now. And the king of pop now is definitely Sean Kingston. But he had an autopsy, and now he’s dead. RIP

Shaquille O’Neal is headed to Cleveland, trying to be Lebron’s “Big Sidekick”. But I still think that Lebron is going to New York, sadly.

BRB

Twitter revolution

What is it about Twitter? It’s like Facebook is popular for one year then a whole new virtual communication system takes over. Maybe it’s because Twitter is actually resourceful. But what disturbs me the most about Twitter is young Iranian adults are using Twitter, Youtube and other American websites are being used for protest against their rigged election. What happened to independence? What happened to this land is MY land? Let me ask one question: how could they do that to us? Did the French copy the Swiss after Switzerland started making watches? No. Did Greece copy Italy when Italy made pizza? No. So why does Iran copy AMERICA’S useful and virtual idea of texting with free Internet access and uploading videos. Well this cerebral war is not over yet, Iran!

Back to things that aren’t depressing, Venus Williams is back on top again in the Wimbledon Open! By demolishing a 19-year old Swiss newcomer named Stefanie Voegele, Williams will play Dinara Safina in the next round. Andy Murray won and will play 20-year old Latvian Ernests Gulbis.

Chris Brown pled guilty for assault against Rihanna in court, which means no jail time but a trial. That is obviously the smart and mature thing to do, and he will regain at least half of his fans by the time he gets out of jail.

W.A.R.S.L (write about random stuff later).

Lefty's Loss

Let me ask everybody who’s reading this something: has anyone ever heard of Lucas Glover? See at first in yesterday’s final round of the U.S Open, Phil Mickelson had it all under control, right? Wrong. See Mickelson bogeyed a bunch of strokes, and missed 3 footer and 6 footer in the end of the game! And now he has a record 5 times being runner-up at the U.S Open, and 4 out of those 5 times he was in the lead late in the tournament. His official nickname is now Phil the choker. But I’ve got to admit the U.S Open is by far the hardest course. But it’s now over and I should probably move on unless I want to be one of those directors that just direct sport documentaries.

I heard that the Dow Jones average dropped 200 points. Doesn’t impress me. My rating for the 100% Angus beef Steakhouse burger from Burger King dropped 2,000 points after the top of the burger was apparently “ burnt”, which in my perspective, is unacceptable.

2 D.C Metro trains just collided, and at least 6 people were confirmed dead. 9 people were injured, and 42 people were taken to the hospital. First the Holocaust shooting and now this. Epic failure. For more details of this tragic event check on CNN.com.

C U L8r

Update ( 7:52 AM Tuesday): 9 people killed, 72 treated for injuries.

The Mosquito Massacre

Hey! Guess what! Yesterday I just succeeded in one of the most amazing feats in the world: killing a mosquito. Now I can rest in peace. At a pace of 1 to 1.5 mph, mosquitoes fly at a tremendous velocity, making it even harder for people to swat. Every summer I have despised those mischievous pests and I have finally killed one of those diabolical vexations.

You know, I can’t wait to go to this awesome camp called Sports Zone. The counselors are so nice. Last year someone prank-called 911, and got away with it!

And in the U.S Open, if Tiger Woods could’ve gotten a spot after noon, this would’ve been a bigger blowout then last year’s election. And now this guy named Ricky Barnes is in the lead.

Back to blood-sucking nuisances, I think that Obama should form a team dedicated to exterminating those annoyances. Now I know you’re thinking we already have S.W.A.T. Teams, Edison, but consider this: a team dedicated to JUST killing mosquitoes (no environmentally-harmful pesticides will be used in the process). Think about it.

Did you hear that Tim Donaghy was attacked by his fellow inmate at a slammer in Pensacola? This inmate clubbed him and he has to get leg surgery. I guess nobody gets away with supplying betters with confidential info. And to think this happening right before he’s getting released to his house in Tampa!

BRB

The Z Column

Hey, que pasa? You're probably wondering why I'm writing a column. Guess what? My dad made me write this.

A lot of bad things have been going on aside from my unreasonable punishment. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won a rigged election.

Adam Lambert lost to Kris Allen in "American Idol" just because he's gay.

The economy is so downright pitiful that it's not even an economy anymore. It's a bunch of unpaid mortgages and bills.

And Obama has epically failed to replenish the economy and is now trying to make the school day and year longer.

But this punishment that my dad is making me do is stupider than when Hitler made Volkswagens.

So I was going to start up a petition against this adolescent form of quarantine. But then I realized three things:

1) There aren't as much people in my community to start a real petition.

2) Most people in my area are on vacation.

3) I'm too lazy to do that kind of labor.

So anyway, I think Phil Jackson will retire some day in the middle of July, and the Laker Dream will die.

And too bad that the new Honda Accord is worse than a used Silverado.

The same thing is happening with the new Ford Mustang.

Well anyway, gotta roll.

PEACE!