Tears of Blood

Hola. Finally finished the first day of middle school. Seven classes! Not including a homeroom. It’s bedlam getting from class to class. But Frost is really cool. Anyhow, I’ve got a lot of news to deliver. Starting with this poor Tennessee 15-year-old boy. Calvino Inman apparently cries bloody tears. Calvino says it happens at least three times a day. Sometimes it burns. His friends call him possessed. Doctors have done a cat scan, MRI and many other medical procedures, and he still has yet to be diagnosed. His friends say he’s been possessed. He’s gotten used to it. But why does blood come out from Calvino Inman’s eyes when he cries instead of salt? His mom says she will go anywhere for a diagnosis or/and cure. I predict that probably the eye glands are internally bleeding. But if one doctor can possibly help the Inmans, it will sure be a miracle. Stay tuned on the Z channel.

Check it out. In Indiana Saturday night, the Greenfield police thought they were in a car chase. But actually, the supposed drunk driver was a 9-year old boy. The lad evidently was mad at his parents for saying it was time to go to sleep and quit playing. I know that feeling but I don’t go ahead and drive off in my mom’s Chevrolet Aveo (None of my relatives have a Chevy, but I wouldn’t do that anyway). That boy apparently has ADD and depression. I’m really sad that my teachers gave me a ton of homework. But either way don’t go swerving from lane to lane in a vehicle at midnight.

Guess what? We just lost another Tedy from Massachusetts. That’s right folks. 36-year old Tedy Bruschi just retired for New England. The longest tenured player when he departed, Bruschi only played Pats football. Bill Belichek called him a perfect player. We’ll miss you Ted.

Hey guys! I’ve got a great idea! Let’s play Pacman. Okay. First he’s in Tennessee. Then he gets suspended for that you-know-what incident. Then he gets a contract with Dallas. And now…In the name of Adam “Pacman” Jones say what! He got signed with a CFL team. Dallas to Canada. Wow. This is awkward. Got to go.

Peace out