From 6-2 to Boo-You!

It was coming. Everybody knew it would happen soon. The Redskins have again thwarted fans and their mullah. In a city besieged by the stock market, polluted, and with thousands of people waiting until the Salvation Army bus comes for cold meals (You guessed it, Detroit), a slight sparkle of hope shined during today’s game. Or it could be horrifying football. Matthew Stafford was prolific, but it didn’t matter anyway. After a 19-game losing streak, the Detroit Lions somehow finally a team stupid enough to beat: ladies and gentleman, the Washington Redskins! Yay! And guess what; when Dan Snyder pointlessly bought Albert Haynesworth and Brian Orakpo and keep Clinton Portis, the trio all suck and get injured! Woo-hoo! But that’s not it folks; the Washington Wizards were the worst team last year, got the worst possible draft spot and suck, and D.C United is not a favorable team, the Nationals suck and are for the gazillionth time are the worst team in baseball. Count your prayers on the capitals, cuz so far it ain’t lookin’ pretty for District of Columbia. Have you realized that the Redskins were 6-2 at one point last season? My catchphrase is “From 6 and 2 to boo you!” I have some helpful notions. Since Hunter Smith and Chris Cooley are the only players with a touchdown, I think you should take advantage of Miami’s brilliant Wildcat scheme, and put Hunter Smith in for QB. Punt or run. If that doesn’t work out then I’d get a census and ask for volunteers for the Redskins. Is anybody living in this household? Any age will do! I would pay you, but Dan Snyder has already wasted billions and is too greedy to invest anymore. The Redskins will never be a favorable team for me. In fact, I’m more of a rugby person now. So if anybody asks me my favorite sport, I will say rugby. Even though I have no clue what it is.

More dissatisfaction in the sports world. The Yankees just clinched 1st place in the AL East division. The good news is that the Red Sox are definitely going to be a wild card. Boston is coming strong again for this Soxtober.
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Mythology is real! A mythological creature was found in Panama. And four teenagers killed it! It was believed to be an extra-terrestrial. Did I mention I'm having Greek Mythology next unit in Reading. Perfect timing.

This is a nail-biting topic: Iran is testing out missiles along with nuclear fears. Cuba and Iran could like, form a union. The second generation of the Soviets. Raul Castro and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad could have a confidential meeting about having an immense bombing. But I’m sounding to Glenn Beck-y. My new word! But either way this is as frightening as Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 4-D.

A.H.I.L.I.DC (All Hope is lost in DC)

The Match

Boy do I have to do a lot of blogging to catch up on. Kanye West, Joe Wilson, Serena Williams, how I won class president, my mom’s first book being published, Kim Clijsters, Juan Del Potro, my upcoming soccer game against a rival team, where shall we start? Well Kanye totally dissed Taylor Swift and embarrassed Beyonce, Wilson and Serena dissed themselves. Del Potro and Clijsters were gracious against Federer and Wozniacki. But I’ve got some more blog fodder. During the Davis Cup semifinal, Czech Republic vs. Croatia, Ivo Karlovic trounced the record for most aces in a game, racking up 78 ACES! But Radek Stepanek stayed in the game, persevering those remarkable serves, and won. In a match that was 1 minute shy of 6 hours! The scores were 6-7, 7-6, 7-6, 6-7, and 16-14. In the other Croatia vs. Czech Republic match, Tomas Berdych defeated Marin Cilic 6-3, 6-3, 3-6, 4-6, 6-3, and the Czech Republic reached the Davis Cup final for the first time in 29 years. And Spain swept Israel in the other side of the bracket. Poor Israel. Let down on Rosh Hashanah. The Jewish New Year! Ouch. No really I just pulled my hamstring and sprained my heel at the exact same time. Ow, the pain! I’m going to get an ice pack and a heating pad.

Peoples, check out this college football game. Newbie coach Lane Kiffin/Lame Kiffin is rolling the dice today. He said Tennessee (his team) is going to beat Florida, and this is the game. It's really controversial. So check it out. In fact, check out the score right now on ESPN.com. Check it out, check it out. Pardon my check it outs. I just saw this Sonny with a chance episode, and it had this sketch called the check it out girls. Basically all they said was check it out. By the way, the reason I call Lane Kiffin Lane Kiffin/Lame Kiffin is because I don't know what he'd rather be called: a street or boring. Go Florida!

Hey guys, guess what? I made up some other awesome words. Whenever a person fails too much, like everyday, you call them a Faily Daily. And I just finished seeing West Side Story. It was really good, much better than To kill a mockingbird or every single Cinderella story there is. It wasn’t as cliché as I expected it to be, it was definitely a modern version of Romeo & Juliet. But it should’ve been called this awesome title I made up: West Side Worry. Oh yeah! The etymology maestro strikes again. And I found this one can of sweet corn kernels at Giant called Niblets. That’s radical. It’s a close race, but Faily Daily crosses the finish line first.

So anyway Kanye, Wilson, and Serena showed some bad behavior. Kanye used his right of free speech at the wrong time. Wilson is a fascist. And Serena has eternally messed up her life. She apologized, but still. At Flushing Meadows (the US Open) she was the one of the only American player without a major fan club. I’ve got to admit, I predicted Lady Gaga to win, with The Fame. Taylor’s Fearless was okay but Beyonce’s I am…Sasha Fierce was better. But Taylor’s only been around since early 2008. And Beyonce's been a billionaire for like 5 years. Let me check out if I’m forgetting something. Okay. I just listened to Halo and You belong with me. Kanye was telling the truth. Only 6-year old orphan girls with no friends and no life that live in a foster home on a struggling farm outside of Houston listen to this cliché boredom that will make you want to stuff your ears with the closest & smallest object around you, stay like that for the rest of your life and probably commit suicide! Beyonce’s songs: pure beauty. I’m not saying I’m going to attempt to give Taylor laryngitis or anything. Fine, she’s not that bad, I just wanted Beyonce to win. Beyonce rules! She even invited Taylor up in her acceptance speech. Beyonce rules!

BRB (Beyonce Rules Bye)

Feel Demoralized Inc.

The disaster of this year’s 9/11 didn’t strike until the wee hours of the day. The bleachers were wet and slippery. The fans were rowdy and energized. Yes, it was the Wootton Cluster night. Students from elementary schools such as Fallsmead, Dufief, Cold Spring, Lakewood, Stone Mill, Travillah, and middle schools like Cabin John and Robert Frost lined up for $1 admittance for all the students in the cluster, a bunch of more free stuff and popcorn for a buck. $2 per pizza slice too. But let’s cut to the chase. Thomas S. Wootton high was playing Gaithersburg high. Wooton started up to a quick 14-7 lead. Then the Trojans came back, scoring a touchdown. But the Wooton defense was relentless, blocking their extra point. It was like that for a while. They had to dry off the ball because then the best player on Wootton, QB Alex Kelly ran for 45 yards to the end zone, making it 21-13 with 2 minutes left. Then the fans were just chilling out, having ramen noodles and fruit by the foot until 50 seconds left! On 4th down, Gaithersburg QB Zach Fetters passed it in the end zone for a touchdown to Sean Combs, and went for two points to tie it up. Fetters scrambled and finally tossed it to Sylvester Oni, a fellow junior, for a controversial two points. So it went in to overtime, with a pitch-black sky and jerseys covered with mud. Kelly then hit Rashaan Morris in the end zone to put Wooton up 28-21. Gaithersburg tried some old plays, and it was suddenly fourth down again. Well Zach Fetters wasn’t about to give it all up. He handed it off to Kerry Cross, and Kerry trucked and rammed into the end zone. And the mere 30 fans on Gaithersburg’s side went wild. So what do you do, go for it or kick it. The usual method is better safe then sorry, and the Trojans started some drama when their offensive unit stayed on the field. The Wootton side was making as many distracting noises as you can imagine, and we were about to celebrate good times. As usual, Fetters scrambled, but this time it felt like an hour until he threw the ball. With the tight coverage, I could almost feel the confetti on my hair. But again Fetters hit Oni, and Oni barely held on to the ball and immediately the scoreboard lit up with the words Wootton: 28, Visitors: 29, Final. And immediately the junior varsity team, the lower strings, the benchwarmers, coach, assistant coach, coordinators and a photographer sprinted onto the field, with everyone except for the photographer mobbing Fetters, and the photographer was just trying to get photos of Fetters and his fan club, with hundreds of fans heartbroken. Alex Kelly heartbroken. The Woo-Tan clan is heartbroken. That’s how it is in the real world.

Will you believe this girl? Annie Le, a Pharmacology student at Yale was last seen at the Medicine house at Yale University, was to be married tomorrow. And now authorities are searching all over for her. Did she not want to be wed? Was she in a phase? Did she want to spice up her life by running away? Stay tuned on The Z Zone.

BRB

The Start Of Something New

The second week of school is almost over. Autumn has come. Time is changing and tonight is the NFL regular season opener. It will be Halloween in a flash. Anyway, since the NFL season is starting, and Tennessee is playing Pittsburgh, I’m extremely excited about it. I even wrote a concrete poem about football season in English class. You want to know why it’s so exhilarating. Well, the thrill of the game makes my pulse pound 10 beats, the powerful aroma of the nachos, chili, onion rings, ribs and chicken wings clears out the snot in my sinuses any time I have the sniffles. And it is the amount of amusement you get when you watch a movie like Caddyshack or a show like Malcolm in the middle. I’m rooting for Tennessee in this one because I want Vince Young to make a comeback. But Kerry Collins will still win the starting job. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Steelers. I just think this year will be groundhog year for them. So, time for some pigskin! All right, see ya.

Okay. You've might have already seen this but still, it's awesome. My friend actually made a new and improved version of it. Ladies and Gentleman, The Harry Potter Puppet Pals!

When the Xbox 360 came out, you thought that was the last of them right? Wrong. Apparently. They're making an Xbox 720. Technology keeps on elevating levels of awsomeness. The ipod shuffles now speak to you and the ipod nano chromatic is pretty good.

All right. Good evening class. Welcome to failures 101. Let’s start with this fail by Andy Lau. How about these America's funniest home videos fails. Or Fidel Castro's presidency. Ooh, time flies when your'e having fun. Class is dismissed. Oh and class, believe it or not, there's a bigger blog obsessed with failures. It's called FailBlog.org. Look it up.

W.A.R.S.L

Charging for a chamionship

Finally! The first chaotic week of school has finally came to a halt. Time for my picks for my favorite sport is here. NFL season is starting in six days. So these are my predictions for who’s going to win they’re pennant race, MVPs and the last team standing in Miami. Here it is:
NFC East AFC East
1. New York Giants 1. New England Patriots
2. Dallas Cowboys 2. New York Jets
3. Washington Redskins 3. Miami Dolphins
4. Philadelphia Eagles 4. Buffalo Bills

NFC South AFC West

1. New Orleans Saints 1. San Diego Chargers
2. Carolina Panthers 2. Denver Broncos
3. Atlanta Falcons 3. Kansas City Chiefs
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4. Oakland Raiders
Playoff Predictions
1st round:
Minnesota over Dallas
NFC North Arizona over Washington
Tennessee over Denver
1. Minnesota Vikings New England over Baltimore
2. Chicago Bears 2nd round:
3. Green Bay Packers New Orleans over Minnesota
4. Detroit Lions New York over Arizona
San Diego over Tennessee
Pittsburgh over New England
Championships:
San Diego over Pittsburgh (barely)
New Orleans over New York
Super Bowl
San Diego over New Orleans
That’s right the Big Easy loses to the Big fish taco producing city. Sorry Drew and Reggie. Your chance was in ’07.

NFC West
1. Arizona Cardinals
2. San Francisco 49ers
3. St. Louis Rams
4. Seattle Seahawks

AFC North

1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cleveland Browns
4. Cincinnati Bengals
AFC South
1. Tennessee Titans
2. Indianapolis Colts
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Houston Texans

You know how people say be kind to your elders. Well 5th graders and younger graders should be kind to they're elders. Meaning students of Robert Frost Middle School. Can you discern the quantity of bedlam from middle school to elementary school from getting class to class. Middle School annihilates elementary in that contest. I was late for 6th period four days consecutive. And I missed my bus today. But I guess I shouldn't complain, I hear high school's bus arrives at 6:30 AM. Excuse my randomness for putting this Aston-Martin Vantage on the title.
F.T.F.W.O.S.I.O (Finally the first week of

Tears of Blood

Hola. Finally finished the first day of middle school. Seven classes! Not including a homeroom. It’s bedlam getting from class to class. But Frost is really cool. Anyhow, I’ve got a lot of news to deliver. Starting with this poor Tennessee 15-year-old boy. Calvino Inman apparently cries bloody tears. Calvino says it happens at least three times a day. Sometimes it burns. His friends call him possessed. Doctors have done a cat scan, MRI and many other medical procedures, and he still has yet to be diagnosed. His friends say he’s been possessed. He’s gotten used to it. But why does blood come out from Calvino Inman’s eyes when he cries instead of salt? His mom says she will go anywhere for a diagnosis or/and cure. I predict that probably the eye glands are internally bleeding. But if one doctor can possibly help the Inmans, it will sure be a miracle. Stay tuned on the Z channel.

Check it out. In Indiana Saturday night, the Greenfield police thought they were in a car chase. But actually, the supposed drunk driver was a 9-year old boy. The lad evidently was mad at his parents for saying it was time to go to sleep and quit playing. I know that feeling but I don’t go ahead and drive off in my mom’s Chevrolet Aveo (None of my relatives have a Chevy, but I wouldn’t do that anyway). That boy apparently has ADD and depression. I’m really sad that my teachers gave me a ton of homework. But either way don’t go swerving from lane to lane in a vehicle at midnight.

Guess what? We just lost another Tedy from Massachusetts. That’s right folks. 36-year old Tedy Bruschi just retired for New England. The longest tenured player when he departed, Bruschi only played Pats football. Bill Belichek called him a perfect player. We’ll miss you Ted.

Hey guys! I’ve got a great idea! Let’s play Pacman. Okay. First he’s in Tennessee. Then he gets suspended for that you-know-what incident. Then he gets a contract with Dallas. And now…In the name of Adam “Pacman” Jones say what! He got signed with a CFL team. Dallas to Canada. Wow. This is awkward. Got to go.

Peace out